After the irreverent early-May event that was the Duckathlon '09, I thought it might be nice to visit Ariane and Lily in their own lair, so last week I made my way to the Ironbound neighborhood of Newark (clearly, worth its own, separate visit). Half a block from the gates of D'Artagnan's home base, as jets thundered by overhead so close I could see the rivets in their underbelly, I stopped for gas. When asked about the colorful area,